My Best Friend
You call me up in the morningsWe'll stay on the phone until dawningYou tell me secrets I actually keepYou call me up around noon andBring me all the good gossipYou hold my head when I throw upI hold your hand when you weep
And we talk about friendsAnd we talk about recordsTalk about lifeAnd we'll talk about deathAnd we dance in the living roomDance on the sidewalks, dance in the moviesDance at the festivals, dance, danceNo men ever really dance like this
Damn! I wish I was a lesbianDamn! I wish I was a lesbianDamn! I wish I was, and that you were, tooSo I could fall in love with you
You call me up in the eveningsAnd tell me what they did this timeNo matter what, I'm by your sideWhen it's raining, we'll go to the video storeWe even like the same moviesNo damn jedis or hobbits, this time!
And you laugh at my jokesAnd I laugh at your jokesAnd I even like the birthday presents you get meAnd we dance in the living roomDance on the sidewalksDance in the moviesDance at the festivalsLet's dance, danceNo men ever really dance like this
Why don't I fall?Why don't I just fall in love with you?You call me up in the morningsWe'll stay on the phone until dawningYou tell me secrets I actually keepYou call me up around noon andBring me all the good gossipYou hold my head when I throw upI hold your hand when you weep
And we talk about friendsAnd we talk about recordsTalk about lifeAnd we'll talk about deathAnd we dance in the living roomDance on the sidewalks, dance in the moviesDance at the festivals, dance, danceNo men ever really dance like this
Damn! I wish I was a lesbianDamn! I wish I was a lesbianDamn! I wish I was, and that you were, tooSo I could fall in love with you
You call me up in the eveningsAnd tell me what they did this timeNo matter what, I'm by your sideWhen it's raining, we'll go to the video storeWe even like the same moviesNo damn jedis or hobbits, this time!
And you laugh at my jokesAnd I laugh at your jokesAnd I even like the birthday presents you get meAnd we dance in the living roomDance on the sidewalksDance in the moviesDance at the festivalsLet's dance, danceNo men ever really dance like this
Why don't I fall?Why don't I just fall in love with you?