If You Can't Hang
Met a girl at seventeenThought she meant the world to me,So I gave her everything,She turned out to be a cheatSaid she'd been thinking for a long timeAnd she found somebody newI've been thinking that this whole time
Well I never thought you'd stayThat's okayI hope he takes your filthy heartAnd then he throws you away some dayBefore you go, there's one thing you oughta know
If you can't hang then, there's the door, babyIf you can't hang then, there's the door, babyIf you can't hang then, there's the door, babyIf you can't hang then, there's the door
I don't wanna take your precious time'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty faceBut you turned into a pretty big waste of my timeI don't wanna take up all your time'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty faceBut you turned into a pretty big waste of my time
You're the lowest typeYou're the lowest
I met a girl stuck in her waysShe found a boy she knew she'd changeI changed my clothes, my hair, my faceTo watch us go our separate waysShe said we've grown apart for some timeBut then she found somebody newI hope Mr. Right puts up with all the bullshit that you do
Stay the hell away,While I sit here by myselfAnd figure out how I got this wayBefore you go, there's one thing you oughta know
If you can't hang then, there's the door, babyIf you can't hang then, there's the door, babyIf you can't hang then, there's the door, babyIf you can't hang then, there's the door
I don't wanna take your precious time'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty faceBut you turned into a pretty big waste of my timeI don't wanna take up all your time'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty faceBut you turned into a pretty big waste of my time
I don't want to get things confusedShe said she'd never settle for some boy she couldn't useSo now I gotta call the doctorSo he can prescribe me medicationSo I can deal with all the memories of being here this way
I met a girl at twenty-threeKnew she meant the world to me,So I gave her everything,And she did the same for me
Imagine that!'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty faceNo you're such a pretty, pretty faceWoah, oh yeah...'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty faceNo you're such a pretty, pretty face
I don't wanna take your precious time'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty faceBut you turned into a pretty big waste of my timeI don't wanna take up all your time'Cause you're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty faceBut you turned into a pretty big waste of my time
Would you please stay and come inside, babyWould you please stay and please be mine, babyWould you please stay and come inside, babyWould you please stay and please be mine?