Poem: How To Break A Heart
How to break a heartIt is not difficultAnyone can do itSo could you, if you triedJust find a lightAnd switch it offAs easy as blinkingThat's what I was taughtWhen I was too young to askBy ladies in white nightgownsIn dripping weeds and black ribbonsA girl's best friend is a small handgunThe question was uselessFor I could say yesBut you've got to ask my armyAnd they are not inclined to grant favours just now