Jackie's Strength
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A Bouvier till her wedding dayShots rang out, the police cameMama laid me on the front lawnAnd prayed for Jackie's strength
Feeling old by 21Never thought my day would comeMy bridesmaids getting laidI pray for Jackie's strength
Make me laugh, say you knowWhat you want, you said we were the real thingSo I show you some moreAnd I learn what black magic can do
Make me laugh, say you knowYou can turn me into the real thingSo I show you some moreAnd I learn
Stickers licked on lunch boxesWorshiping David CassidyYeah, I mooned him once on Donna's boxShe's still in recovery
Sleepovers, Beene's got some potYou're only popular with anorexiaSo I turn myself inside outIn hope someone will see, will see
Make me laugh, say you knowWhat you want, you said we were real thingSo I show you some moreAnd I learn what black magic can do
Make me laugh, say you knowYou can turn me into the real thingSo I show you some moreAnd I learn
And Jackie and JackieAnd Jackie's strengthAnd Jackie and JackieAnd Jackie, yeah
I got lost on my wedding dayTypical, the police cameOh, but virgins always get backstageNo matter what they've got to say
If you love enough, you'll lie a lotGuess they did in CamelotMama's waiting on my front lawnI pray, I pray, I said, "I pray for Jackie's strength, strength"
Make me laugh, say you knowWhat you want, you said we were the real thingSo I show you some moreAnd I learn
And Jackie and JackieAnd Jackie's strengthAnd Jackie and JackieAnd Jackie, yeah