Us
They made a statue of usAnd put it on a mountain topNow tourists come and stare at usBlow bubbles with their gumTake photographs have fun, have fun
They'll name a city after usAnd later say it's all our faultThen they'll give us a talking toThen they'll give us a talking toBecause they've got years of experienceWe're living in a den of thievesRummaging for answers in the pagesWe're living in a den of thievesAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagious
We wear our scarves just like a nooseBut not 'cause we want eternal sleepAnd though our parts are slightly usedNew ones are slave labor you can keep
We're living in a den of thievesRummaging for answers in the pagesWe're living in a den of thievesAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagious
They made a statue of usThey made a statue of usThe tourists come and stare at usThe sculptor's marble sends regardsThey made a statue of usThey made a statue of usOur noses have begun to rustWe're living in a den of thievesRummaging for answers in the pagesWere living in a den of thieves
And it's contagiousAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagiousAnd it's contagious