URL Badman
Mom: Alexander! Dinner's on the table!Alex!Alex: Yeah, alright mom, I said I'm coming!Gosh
I work at home in my parent's basementI don't troll, I make statementsI'm not a cliché sittin' in my pj'sDouble cupping at lunch on a tuesdayI'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!I get vexed if you don't appreciate meReal talk, I'll put the world to rightsAnd when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for vice
It's not for me? It must be wrongI could ignore it and move onBut I'm a Broadband ChampionA Url BadmanAnd if you're try call it artI'll have to take it all apartI got a high-brow game planA Url Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N without empathyI got a high-brow game planA Url BadmanI'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to meCause I'm a Broadband ChampionA Url Badman
Spectacles with no prescriptionShort-shorts with convictionSupreme Palace, ApcSizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so meI'm a london white boy rapping atlKeyboard warrior that can't spellI don't like you, I think you're worthlessI wrote a long piece about it up on my wordpress
It's not for me? It must be wrongI could ignore it and move onBut I'm a Broadband ChampionA Url BadmanAnd if you're try call it artI'll have to take it all apartI got a high-brow game planA Url Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N without empathyI got a high-brow game planA Url BadmanI'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to meCause I'm a Broadband ChampionA Url Badman
I like Jordans, Jay Rich, Dj Skream shitComplex, Pitchfork, Winnie the PoohI'm a space ghost perpetratorBottom half of IdolatorCheck Tyler the CreatorBlogospheric mimicatorA$ap, Kanye, Xx RemixMike jones, Paul Wall, I need a kleenexI don't like girls much, they kinda sillyUnless of course they wanna play with my willy
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N without empathyI got a high-brow game planA Url BadmanI'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to meCause I'm a Broadband ChampionA Url BadmanI got a high-brow game planA Url Badman.