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Nephew "Statusopdaterer At Jeg Statusopdaterer" paroles

Traduction vers: EN

Har lige taget et halvt koldt brusebad
Her er et billede af mit garn
Synes godt om Mad Men og nordisk mad
Har lige fået et barn

(Opdaterer, opdaterer)

Bruger nettet som toilettet, lukker alt for meget lort ud
Twitter på mobilen indtil batteriet går ud
10 tommelfingrer alle sammen er hårdhud
Kan ikke læse på tastaturet hvad der står nu
Sidder foran skærmen i de sene nattetimer
Håber bare på at der en eller anden retwitter
Abonnerer, synes godt om og kommenterer

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

Tager i byen og drikker til jeg ikke kan gå lige
Spiser burger nede på gulvet, sender det på you scream
Deler sikkert lidt mere end nødvendigt
Jeg er bare en århusianer som i kalder for en kendis

Alt ud kommer, men jeg har ikke noget at sige
Alt ud kommer, men jeg har ikke noget at sige
Alt ud kommer, den her sang kommer ud – fordi – hvorfor – FORDI)

Jeg vil bare komme ud
Jeg vil ikke gå ind i noget

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

Jeg vil bare komme ud
Jeg vil komme ud over det hele

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

Tænder MacBooken, tjekker tracks på den
Starter godt, men jeg ender med at chat på den
Jeg skal liiige alt muligt før jeg logger af
Men nettet fanget mig, jeg nået ik’ en skid i dag
Måske i morgen, ha! Ja der et gået en uge nu
Sidder fast inde på facebook og youtube
Åbner grupper, prikker til dig inviterer

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

3G og Wi-Fi, så er dagen reddet
Ind at blande mig i hvad alle andre folk har skrevet
Deler sikkert lidt mere end nødvendigt
Jeg er bare en århusianer som i kalder for en kendis

Alt ud kommer, men jeg har ikke noget at sige
Alt ud kommer, men jeg har ikke noget at sige
Alt ud kommer, den her sang kommer ud – fordi – hvorfor – FORDI

Jeg vil bare komme ud
Jeg vil ikke gå ind i noget

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

Jeg vil bare komme ud
Jeg vil komme ud over det hele

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)……

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

Jeg vil bare komme ud
Jeg vil ikke gå ind i noget

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

Jeg vil bare komme ud
Jeg vil komme ud over det hele

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

Den her sang
Du ved at denne her sang,
Ey, den her sang kommer ud – Hvorfor – Fordi

Jeg vil bare komme ud
Jeg vil ikke gå ind i noget

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

Jeg vil bare komme ud
Jeg vil komme ud over det hele

(Mens jeg statusopdaterer at jeg statusopdaterer)

Just took a kinda cold shower
Here's a pic of my hair
Liking Mad Men and Nordic food
Just got a child

(Update, update)

Using the internet as a toilet, letting out far too much bull shit
Twitter on the phone until the battery is dead
10 thumbs, all with hard skin
Can't read on the keys what it says
Sitting in front of the screen until late night
Hoping for just someone to retweet it
Subscribing, liking and commenting

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)

Go drinking until I can't walk straight
Eating a burger on the floor, posting it on you scream
Probably sharing more than what necessary is
I'm just a guy from Århus that you call a celebrity

Everything is coming out, but I've nothing to say
Everything is coming out, but I've nothing to say
Everything is coming out, this song comes out because - why - BECAUSE)

I just want to come out
I don't want to walk into anything

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)

I just want to come out
I just want to come out all over

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)

Turning on the macbook, checking some tracks out
Starts out well but I end up using it for chatting
i juuust need to do a lot of stuff until I sign off
But the internet has caught me, I didn't get to do shit today
Perhaps tomorrow, ha! Well, one week has passed now
I'm stuck on Facebook and YouTube
Starting groups, poking you, inviting

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)

3G and Wi-Fi, that made my day
Now I'll go meddle with what other's written
Probably sharing more than what necessary is
I'm just a guy from Århus that you call a celebrity

Everything is coming out, but I've nothing to say
Everything is coming out, but I've nothing to say
Everything is coming out, this song comes out because - why - BECAUSE)

I just want to come out
I don't want to walk into anything

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)

I just want to come out
I just want to come out all over

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)...

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)

I just want to come out
I don't want to walk into anything

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)

I just want to come out
I just want to come out all over

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)

This song
You know that this song
Ey, this song is coming out - why - because

I just want to come out
I don't want to walk into anything

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)

I just want to come out
I just want to come out all over

(While I'm making a status update that I'm making a status update)