Paris Hilton's Closet
My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summerMy brother got kicked out of school, aw bummerJulie Anne got laid in the backseat of a hummerAnd got arrested like Mel GibsonI read in the tradesThat the N'synch boy is, now way
But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closetI got drunk and totally lost itWhen I woke up the first thing that I though ofWas, oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy ChoosHey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?
Celebutants work in the glamourazziShould have sold the storyTo the tabloids, took the moneyTakes a lot to get kicked out of this partyAnd almost get arrested, like Mel GibsonI don't recall at allBut I got like fifty phone calls, Oh my God
When I threw up in Paris Hilton's closetI got drunk and totally lost itWhen I woke up the first thing that I though ofWas, oh no no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoesWhat did you do?, Did I lose it on that pair too?
Oh, of all the stupid things I've doneI'm the proudest of this braBut this one's the best
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closetI got drunk and totally lost itWhen I woke up the first thing that I though ofWas, oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos
And those Minolos and pradasChloes and your sparkly dressesHey Paris, I saw the same stuff at TargetHey Paris, what ya gonna doWhat ya gonna do, what ya gonna doI totally lost it, la la laOh boy I've lost it, la la laParis Hilton's closet
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closetI got drunk and totally lost itWhen I woke up threw up in Paris Hilton's closetI got drunk and totally lost itTra la la, tra la la la la la