Not My Problem
You left me for that other girlAnd yeah, you left this T-shirt tooThat finished baseball jersey from Bowe's tour in '72 (bummer)And my best friend got a boyfriendAnd she finished for ten monthsNot over so she's calling and expects me to pick upI wish that I can help themI'm so sorry for their pain(Boo hoo)(Good luck with that)
Not my problemNot my problemWhat a twist of fateThey would have to waitNot my problemThey just talk and talk and talk (blah blah blah)La dee da dee daNot my problem
My brother used to rate me outSit back and watch the fightNow he wants me to be his alibi for where he was last Friday night (yeah, right)My guitar player came begging for my 57 strap to impress this girl(I love it when they beg)But the last guitar I lend him he never gave it back(Haha, keep on begging)I wish that I can help themBut there's only so much time(You do the math)
Not my problemNot my problemWhat a twist of fateThey would have to wait (sorry)Not my problemThey just talk and talk and talk (blah blah blah blah)
I don't wanna seem viscousI don't wanna come off heartlessCountlessGet thisThey treat me like a doormatI won't take that anymore(Guess it's time they read the manual)
Not my problemNot my problemThey can save their breath and save themselves insteadNot my problemAnd maybe they can't see but it worked for meNot my problemNot my problemWhat would they do if they were me?Well, that could never beNot my problem(Not my problem)They just talk and talk and talk (blah blah blah)La dee da dee daNot my problem