Eat the Rich
Well, I woke up this morningOn the wrong side of the bedAnd how I got to thinkin'About all those things you saidAbout ordinary peopleAnd how they make you sickAnd if callin' names kicks back on youThen I hope this does the trickCause I'm sick of your complainin'About how many billsAnd I'm sick of all your bitchin''Bout your poodles and your pillsAnd I just can't see no humourAbout your way of lifeAnd I think I can do more for youWith this here fork and knife
Eat the rich; there's only one thing they're good forEat the rich; take one bite now - come back for moreEat the rich; I gotta get this off my chestEat the rich; take one bite now, spit out the rest
So I called up my head shrinkerAnd I told him what I'd doneSaid you'd best go on a dietYeah I hope you have some funAnd a'don't go burst a bubbleOn the rich folks who get rudeCause you won't get in no troubleWhen you eats that kinda foodNow their smokin' up the junk bondsAnd then they go get stiffAnd they're dancin' in the yacht clubWith Muff and Uncle BiffBut there's one good thing that happensWhen you toss your pearls to swineTheir attitudes may taste like shitBut go real good with wine
Eat the rich; there's only one thing they're good forEat the rich; take one bite now - come back for moreEat the rich; I gotta get this off my chestEat the rich; take one bite now, spit out the rest
Believe in all the good thingsThat money just can't buyThen you won't get no belly acheFrom eatin' humble pieI believe in rags to richesYour inheritence won't lastSo take your Grey Poupon my friendAnd shove it up your ass!
Eat the rich; there's only one thing they're good forEat the rich; take one bite now - come back for moreEat the rich; I gotta get this off my chestEat the rich; take one bite now, spit out the rest
Eat the rich; there's only one thing they're good forEat the rich; take one bite now - come back for moreEat the rich; don't stop me now I'm going crazyEat the rich; that's my idea of a good time baby