Vanity
I'm not cockyI just love myselfBitch!
Mirror mirror on the wallWho's the flyest bitch of them all?Never mind, I amThat bitch is so fucking prettyYeah I amIf I were her I would kiss me (hey!)Mirror mirror on the wallHit up prince charmingTell him give me a callNever mind, screw himCause I found somebody betterNever mind, screw himI'll make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter, wetter)
Every day I see myself I love me even more (it's me I adore)Ain't nobody got shit on me, I'm the best for sure (ma chere amore!)
V is for vanity, every time I look at meI turn myself on, yeahI turn myself on, yeahV is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy causeI turn myself on, yeahI turn myself on (get into it)
Mirror mirror on the wallWho's the sexiest of them allNever mind, I amI am (oh she's so hot and sexy)(Ha!) Yeah I am, that's rightNo-no-no wonder she's cocky
Mirror mirror on the wallThey call me stuck up, but I'm not at allNever mind, I am (I am)It's not my fault I'm the shitYeah I amAnd I'm a bad ass bitch (hey!)
Every day I see myself I love me even more (it's me I adore)Ain't nobody got shit on me, I'm the best for sure (are you ready for me?)
V is for vanity, every time I look at meI turn myself on, yeahI turn myself on, yeahV is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy causeI turn myself on, yeahI turn myself on (get into it)
No regretsGet into itNo apologies
Bam bam ba bamBam bam ba bamAnd now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch
All the girls sayYeah I'm vain, so what, so whatAll the boys sayYeah I'm vain, so what, so whatAll the girls sayYeah we're vain, so what, so whatEverybody sayYeah we're vain, so what AND WHAT (whoo!)
V is for vanity (yeah), every time I look at meI turn myself on, yeahI turn myself on, yeahV is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy causeI turn myself on, yeahI turn myself on (get into it)
If the shoe fits, wear it bitchIf the shoe fits, wear it bitchIf the shoe fits, wear it bitch
Read my lips (muah!)I'm a vain bitch (hey!)Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Can't love no one elseLove yourselfAnd if they don't like itTell 'emGet in lineAnd kiss your ass bitch (muah!)
Love you baby (au revoir)That's rightLet's go out like this
Mirror mirror on the wallWho's the flyest of them allIt's me, bow down get on your kneesWhere's my queens?Who reigns supreme?Let me hear you screamWhooo!
And the legacy lives onGoing strong
Let us not forgetWho owns the throne?
[Max:] You do mommy!