The Lady Loves Me
She loves me, she loves me notShe loves me, she loves me notShe loves me, she loves me, she loves me
The lady loves me and it showsIn spite of the way she turns up her noseIm her ideal, her heart's desireUnder that ice shes burning like fire
She'd like to cuddle up to meShes playing hard to getThe lady loves meBut she doesnt know it yet
The gentleman has savoir-faireAs much as an elephant or a bearId like to take him for a spinBack to the zoo to visit his kin
Hes got about as much appealAs a soggy cigaretteThe lady loathes himBut he doesnt know it yet
The ladys got a crush on meThe gentlemans crazy obviouslyThe ladys dying to be kissedThe gentleman needs a psychiatrist
Id rather kiss a rattlesnakeOr play Russian rouletteThe lady loves meBut she doesnt know it yet
She's falling fast, she's on the skidsBoth of his heads are flipping their lidsTonight she'll hold me in her armsI'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs
Will someone tell this RomeoI'm not his JulietThe lady loves meBut she doesn't know it yet
She wants me like poison ivyNeeds me like a hole in the headEveryone can see she's got it badHe's mad!
The gentleman is an egotistI'm simply aware, I'm hard to resistHe's one man I could learn to hateHow's about having dinner at eight
I'd rather dine with FrankensteinIn a moonlight tete-a-teteThe lady loves meBut she doesn't know it yet
Oh yes, she loves meDig that shrinking violetOh, she really loves meHere's one gal you'll never get
She love, love, loves meWould you like to make a bet?I said, The lady loves meThe gentleman's all wet