Elevator
[Intro]All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement… hahaI'll meet you down there
[Chorus]There once was a saying that I used to sayBack in the day when I met DreI used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proofThat if I went gold, I'd go right through the roofHe said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at himThat's not happening, that I can't fathomEighty something million records worldwide later,I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator
[Verse 1]Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shadyYou slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame meRappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukuleleWoopsa that a fucking daisyThat's a no-no who even she knows dada's fucking crazyFucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking A BMaybe it's because I never had a mother raise meFuck around and throw a baby at another babyYou may think it's cause of the way that I was brought upBut it's all caught up to me now, karmas in the watersEvery line I ever said has got me in a cornerYou might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all doesYou wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you startedNow your brain's all huanted cause of all the shit you thought ofChainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdustI never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but
[Chorus]There once was a saying that I used to sayBack in the day when I met DreI used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proofThat if I went gold, I'd go right through the roofHe said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at himThat's not happening, that I can't fathomEighty something million records worldwide later,I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator
[Verse 2]Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken ain't gonna make itThey get so mad, when I call them both fakeIt's all these fucking voices in my head I can't take itSomeone shut that fucking baby up, 'for I shake itYou're standing adjacent to Jason's slash Leatherface andTogether makes 'em, a fucking bad combinationI lashed at the doctor in my last operationShoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some-Body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase himHomie, I'm the shizer, pass Doctor Dre someI can't leave the game, I just can't walk away sonNo not-a now, not a chance, not today sonI can't believe I leave for one breif secondAnd you pussys queef all over the rap game, nakedAnd use a leaf to clean up the crap stains, feck itI just keep saying the same exact saying, check it
[Chorus]There once was a saying that I used to sayBack in the day when I met DreI used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proofThat if I went gold, I'd go right through the roofHe said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at himThat's not happening, that I can't fathomEighty something million records worldwide laterLater I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator
[Verse 3]Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya laterI blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-IThink about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'emTold the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'emYeah, for every time you ride down the streetOr hideout, drive by my house and beepLike now motherfucker, try now to sleepLie down motherfucker, try countin' sheepAnd you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?Mase in your face bitch, cry now pussyThis is my house, all nine thousand feetSo you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teethThen I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the topStand above em,just to cut the fucking cable, let 'em dropWalk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a popWhile I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop!
[Chorus]There once was a saying that I used to sayBack in the day when I met DreI used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proofThat if I went gold, I'd go right through the roofHe said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at himThat's not happening, that I can't fathomEighty something million records worldwide later,I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator
[Outro]Fucking son of a bitch, I can't believe this shitThis must be all that there is, this must be itFuckin-A even got a bidetWash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paperDishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed offI can just toss a flying saucer in itThis shit's awesome, yeah, fucking elevatorLiving in a house with a fucking elevator