The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage
This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage CageNothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stageAnd Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make moviesRage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay LenoHe bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from KageHe burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubbleAnd Rage Kage live deep in the broiling valley below
Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rageHe looked at the groundAnd he looked on the stageThe lava was throwingAnd broiling inside the old Kage
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before himHe watched as his indie credentials flew right out the doorHe'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millionsHe'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore
No one respected himThey just rejected himNo one would represent KageLeft on the streets of his dreamsHe'd would cry, and he'd rage for the stageAhahaaa
Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in troubleThey send Kage away cause he had gone completely insaneSo Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night throughThe rainTo be with his friend to see what remained of his brainThen Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"You've got the technology, use the techniques of your tradeHe grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!
RAGE KAGE!OH RAGE KAGE!There'd be magic inside that old nameAnd you know that you knowWhen you're going completely insane
Oh the Rage Kage!Oh the Rage Kage!All the line we rolled once again
And you knowYes you knowWhen you're going completely insane
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.