Next Ex-Girlfriend
I don't wanna meet your dadDon't wanna hump your sisterDon't wanna do it to your best friend eitherI don't want you messin around and givin me a blisterAnd leave me illin for the penicillin
When you walk out I don't wanna feel left outCuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pantsI don't wanna waste my time with love and romanceI want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriendI don't want the fairy tale andI don't want the girl from hellDon't wanna be your biggest mistakeYou can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limoI know your thinking I'm a weirdoI just want the bragging rights I want to let the world knowConvince my friends I'm not a homo
When you walk out I don't wanna feel left outCuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pantsI don't wanna waste my time with love and romanceI want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriendI don't want the fairy tale andI don't want the girl from hellDon't wanna be your biggest mistakeYou can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone im good in the sackBut all your friends were giving you crapAnd you just couldn't put up with thatSo no your never taking me back
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pantsI don't wanna waste my time with love and romanceI want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriendI don't want the fairy tale andI don't want the girl from hellAnd I don't want to spend the timeAnd I don't need no valentineMy next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend