Ivan Meets G.I. Joe
So you're on the floor, at 54Think you can last - at the PalaceDoes your body go to the to and fro?But tonight's the night - or didn't you knowThat Ivan meets G.I. Joe
He tried his tricks- that Ruskie bearThe United Nations said it's all fairHe did the radiation - the chemical plagueBut he could not win - with a cossack spin
The Vostok Bomb - the Stalin strikeHe tried every move - he tried to hitch hikeHe drilled a hole - like a Russian starHe made every move in his repertoire
When Ivan meet G.I. Joe
Now it was G.I. Joe's turn to blowHe turned it on - cool and slowHe tried a payphone call to the PentagonA radar scan - a leviathan
He wiped the Earth - clean as a plateWhat does it take to make a Ruskie break?But the crowd are bored and off they goOver the road to watch China blow!
When Ivan meets G.I. Joe