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Vulcanize the whoopee stickIn the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditchWith the lap rocket
Batter-dip the cranny axeIn the gut locker
Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la laWith the boink swatter
If I get you in the loopWhen I make a point to be straight with you thenIn lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent thoughI Brazilian wax poetic, so patheticallyI don't wanna beat around the bushFoxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloFoxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rodIn the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bogWith the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver boneIn the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la laWith the pork steeple,If I get you in the loopWhen I make a point to be straight with you thenIn lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent thoughI Brazilian wax poetic, so patheticallyI don't wanna beat around the bushFoxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloFoxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-wherePut the you-know-what in the you-know-wherePut the you-know-what in the you-know-wherePut the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto