Milk Your Goat
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat and if she says to youNo, you don't, slip summink in her drink
I watch her chattin' to that fella and I'm thinking, they're never loversShe's a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville BrothersHe's lookin' smug so he's startin' to bug meThis dude is fuckin' ugly, it's not 'cause I'm jealous
Of other fellas when they're getting into gashes they shouldn't beIntoxicated women, who when sober, they wouldn't beGetting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricksThe girl don't even notice when he's startin' to grab her tits
Twenty minutes prior to the start of this monologueThis dude was at the bar all by himself lookin' proper oddAnd when the pretty girl turned her back for a second or twoDid what all predators do, took his opportunity
He slipped something in her beverageHe knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverageCheated now, you got a poor little innocentOff her fuckin' face and she's thinking she loves him
Looking at him longingly, this ain't where she wanna beI feel like I'm the only one who noticed this anomalyMorally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes planJust before its gets sickening
Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her glassBut as they pass me he's grabbin' her arse cheeksIf it gets nasty, I'll stop the shenanigansA spanner in his plan look he's over-milked it
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat and if she says to youNo, you don't, slip summink in her drink
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat and if she says to youNo, you don't, slip summink in her drink
She's still holdin' the same drink, she gives him a lame winkWhatever he gave her, it wont let her brain thinkStraightly, now she's grinning, sat in his lap, his matesTake turns givin' him a pat on the back
He's got her in his grasp, he can do what he wanna doTake her back to his place, you know what he gonna doI ain't a fan of it, he don't deserve herShe's far too pretty, man, how did he manage it
Just as I get closer, I look at her fingerIt all becomes clear why she's letting him lingerHe was stood with a sly little look on his boatraceAnd judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste
Except in buying jewelery, he's so uninhibitedHe's really made a fool of me 'cause now I see what he didThis flash rich bastard is far from plasteredHe's worked a little plan that he's totally mastered
Sees his target, checks she's on the marketAnd slips a diamond ring into her glass as she guards itI guess that's pretty cheesy but some men are sleazyAnd if you chose wisely some women are easy
When she spots the present, say, it's yours to keepAnd for at least one night she's yours to keepJust flash a precious stone it's as simple as thatSo there you have it' lads, Rohypnol's old hat
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat and if she says to youNo, you don't, slip summink in her drink
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat and if she says to youNo, you don't, slip summink in her drink
Look, I really gotta clear my throatFellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloatYou ain't getting nuttin' if you don't take noteSee the opportunity and milk that goat
Look, I really gotta clear my throatFellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloatYou ain't getting nuttin' if you don't take noteSee the opportunity and milk that goat
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat and if she says to youNo, you don't, slip summink in her drink
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat and if she says to youNo, you don't, slip summink in her drink
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverageWet your throat, find a nice bird and tell herGet your coat and if she says to you