High School Football Hero
I wanna be a highschool football heroWith an S.A.T. score less than zeroI wanna try to drink my weight in beer-oI wanna be a highschool football hero
I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the gameI don't care about my future 'cause it is just another dayI'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later onI'm done with this brunette, someone pass me another blonde
Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roidsI've gotta get my rest so I can party with the boysMy brain is upside-down, so I'm just a little slowI'll change my name to Bubba so that everyone will know