Modern Love
Hey, I'm feeling so dirty, you're looking so cleanAll you can give is a spin in your washing machineI fly off to Rome to my prima bellaShe leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrellaOoh the pain - Modern love can be a strain [repeated]
I trusted my Venus was untouched in her shellBut the pearls in her oyster were tacky as hellFor Lady Godiva I came incognitoBut her driver had stolen her red hot magnetoOoh the pain - Modern love can be a strain [repeated]
I don't know why they leave me in the lurchTo carry on the searchIt's driving me up the wallPity when I have so much passionRomance is out of fashionCan't handle modern love at all
So I worship Diana by the light of the moonWhen I pull out my pipe she screams out of tuneIn Paris my heart sinks when I see the Mona LisaShe gives me the wink, then she shows me the freezerOoh the pain - Modern love can be a strain [repeat till fade]