Ugly Drunken Woman
One Friday night I was strolling outTo get me outta hereGo to the pub just for a black stuffBut it ended up with ten beersCoz a lady came and she start to complainAnd bluster to me all nightShe paid me the drinks with a pander blinkKissed me with her stinking mouth
Coz this ugly drunken womanDrinks like a manBut she’s pride like a dameIt’s like the age of romanceWe like to danceIn our elegant wayShe paid me drinks for fuck herAnd I’m just a buggerI come ’round the gameThe prey can be another me to fallShe doesn’t care at all
Full of lust we were driving fastIn my car to a cheap motelShe’s turned her brainCoz the last champaigneKnocked her out so wellShe was out of pride, dressed like a brideThere’s a monkey on my backWanted to be wife,Get a perfect life,But all I left’s the jack