Human of the Year
Hello, hello, calling a Carl PrejektorinskiTo the front of the cathedralYou have won, dear Sir, may I congratulate you first?Oh, what an honor
Human, human of the year, and you wonHuman, human of the year, and you won
Why are you so scared?You stand there shaking in the pewThe icons are whispering to you
They're just old menLike on the benches in the parkExcept their balding spots are glistening with gold
Human, human of the year, and you wonHuman, human of the year, and you won
Ah, ah, ah, you have wonHallelujah, hallelujahHallelujah, hallelujah
Outside the cars are beeping out a songJust in your honorAnd although they do not know itAll mankind are now your brothers
And thus the cathedral had spokenWishing well to all the sinnersAnd with a sigh grew silentUntil next year's big human winner
Outside the cars are beeping out a songJust in your honorAnd although they do not know itAll mankind are now your brothersAll mankind are now your brothers
Hallelujah, hallelujahHallelujah, hallelujah
Hello, hello, calling a Carl PrejektorinskiTo the front of the cathedralYou have won