The 2013 Song
Oh and I, don't know how to feelJust like that, 2013, it's been realOh and I, think I just shed a tear2013, it's been a kick ass year
Miley went on twerked on stage,Made the whole world fill with rage,But she sold records, like she was taughtAnd then came around little old Lorde
Speaking of royals, they had a babyAnd then came out - Mr. Tom Daley!The world's realising it's not a choiceI'm still Troye, I just happen to like boys.(What? I like boys, have you seen their butts? Exactly!)
Robin Thicke went to Number 1Even though the song was sexist and dumbYeah that's right, I'm talking Blurred LinesBut oh shit wait, let's talk about Amanda Bynes!
Everybody says she went a bit koo-kooTelling Drake he should murder her hoo-hooWe say she's the one who's going cray,But here we are asking What The Fox Say?
Oh and I, don't know how to feelJust like that, 2013, it's been realOh and I, think I just shed a tear2013, it's been a kick ass year
The US Government needed a break,Probably to go do the Harlem ShakeCatching Fire was good, dudesGot me as excited as the Dylan Sprouse nudes
The 1D boys said This Is UsBeyonce dropped an album without a fuss,Rest in peace to Nelson Mandela,To you Madiba, we're indebted forever
Oh and I, don't know how to feelJust like that, 2013, it's been realOh and I, think I just shed a tear2013, it's been a kick ass year
(Now do the Harlem Shake)Oh and I, don't know how to feelJust like that, 2013, it's been realOh and I, think I just shed a tear2013, it's been a kick ass year