Dental care
I brush my teeth and look in the mirrorAnd laugh out loudAs I'm beaming from ear to earI'd rather pick flowers instead of fightsAnd rather than flaunt my styleI'd flash you a smileOf clean pearly whites
I've been to the dentist a thousand timesSo I know the drillI smooth my hair, sit back in the chairBut somehow, I still get the chills
"Have a seat," he says pleasantlyAs he shakes my handAnd practically laughs at me"Open up nice and wide" he says peering inAnd with a smirk he says"Don't have a fitThis will just pinch a bit"As he tries not to grin
When hygienists leave on long vacationsThat's when dentists scream andLose their patience
Talking only brings the toothaches on me'Cause I say the stupidest thingsSo if my resolve goes southI'll swallow my pride with an aspirinAnd shut my mouth
Golf and alcohol don't mixAnd that's why I don't drink and driveBecause good grief, I'd knock out my teethAnd have to kiss my smile goodbye
I've been to the dentist a thousand timesSo I know the drillI smooth my hair, sit back in the chairBut somehow I still get the chills