Thanks for Your Time
You have been placed in a queueBut your call is valuableIt's very valuableWe hope this doesn't inconvenience youBecause you're valuableYou're so very valuable!
If you wish to make a complaintWe can handle it, we're well prepared to handle itOf course you may have to waitBut that's understandableIsn't that understandable?
Don't ask me, I just work here manDon't ask me, I just work here man
(It sounds to me like you need help!)We're very good to youI hope you know we're good to you(Let me put you through to someone else)They'll know just what to do!I'm sorry, I can't help you
Don't ask me, I just work here man (x4)(Work here man)Don't ask me, I just work here manDon't ask me, I just work here manOh don't ask me, I just work here man
(I just work here man)
Person dials 1223Computer: Directory assistancePerson: Hi, could I please speak to Miss...Computer: What name please?Person: Oh, shitComputer: I'm sorry, I didn't hear thatPerson: Just put me throughComputer: I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?Person: No, you bitchComputer: Please hold, and an operator will complete your request(Music)Person: Oh, fuck it(Hangs Up)
Why don't you fill out a form?We can't get back to youOf course we can't get back to youBut rest assured, we'll take your comments on boardYour thoughts make change!
Thanks for your time (x4)
Thanks for your time(Don't ask me, I just work here man)Thanks for your time(Don't ask me, I just work here man)Thanks for your time(Don't ask me, I just work here man)
...Let's spend some time together, we'll save you money...(Record scratch)