Glad to Be Unhappy
Look at yourself, if you had a sense of humorYou would laugh to beat the bandLook at yourself, do you still believe the rumorThat romance is simply grand?Since you took it right on the chinYou have lost that bright toothpaste grinMy mental state is all a-jumbleI sit around and sadly mumbleFools rush in, so here I amVery glad to be unhappyI can't win, but here I amMore than glad to be unhappyUnrequited love's a boreAnd I've got it pretty badBut for someone you adoreIt's a pleasure to be sadLike a straying baby lambWith no mammy and no pappyI'm so unhappyBut oh, so glad!