Floyd The Barber
Bell on door clanks - come on inFloyd observes my hairy chinSit down (in the) chair, don't be afraidSteamed hot towel on my face
I was shavedI was shavedI was shaved
Barney ties me to the chairI can't see, I'm really scaredFloyd breathes hard, I hear a zipPee-Pee pressed against my lips
I was shamedI was shamedI was shamed
I sense others in the roomOpie Aunt Bee, I presumeThey take turns in cut me upI die smothered in Andy's butt
I was shamedI was shamedI was shamed