Hello
[Intro]Hello... Allow me to introduce myselfMy name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet youIt's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so longMy name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you
[Verse 1: Eminem]You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out?Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouthI lose a pill, and I'm recklessly wreckin' the houseThat was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it nowThere's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouseMan I should check to see if my mom left any outNope, guess I'll re-routeMaybe somewhere in the depths of the couchOh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouthDown the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match itI rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchetAtt-ack-tack-tacking a whore with the damn hatchetA napsack pack with like 40-some XanaxessShorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dancesI'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniel'sForumula 44D and 40's with bad capsulesThe bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha
[Hook A]Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say HelloAnd are you menstruating baby, my lil' friend's waiting to say HelloThe way your titties are wiggling and your booties shakin' like JelloGirl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
[Verse 2: Eminem]YeahMy equilibrium's off, must be the lithiumI don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimme 'emIt just becomes everyday, extra curriculumNo reason in particular, it was strictly funA 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 15151 people asleep in my damn living roomExcuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivian?I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we umOf course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy, hun?I'm looking for the torn wrapper, but there don't seem to be oneNo offense baby girl, I don't mean any harmBut disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free fromI find the package and I'm cool, I immediately runLike Speedy Gonzales, see if I see anyoneWho might have a couple of 3's I'm fiending for someMy head is pounding to the beat of the drum
[Hook B]Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say HelloAnd do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellowGirl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
[Verse 3: Eminem]Oh, those were the days, they certainly wereIt's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good(Word, word, word, word, word, word, word)I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgeryTo try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchasedHe's no longer getting them free, 100 bucks for these PercodansPlus it's getting to be where he lustfully searched the denPain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting himTirelessly on the phone trying to russle up, muscle relaxantsFor his back, and a couple of Pax's, now he's doubling backwardsAnd he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back boneHeard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroomLike he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soonBecause of the fact, I'm just busting my own chopsWhile I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it I'm back
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[Outro]Hello... Allow me to introduce myselfMy name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet youIt's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so longMy name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you