Don't Download This Song
Once in a whileMaybe you will feel the urge.To break international copyright lawBy downloading mp3sFrom file sharing sitesLike Morpheus, or Grokster, or LimeWire, or Kazaa.But deep in your heart.You know the guilt would drive you madAnd the shame would leave a permanent scarCause you start out stealing songsThen you're robbing liquor storesAnd selling crackAnd running over school kids with your car
[Chorus]So don't download this songThe record store is where you belongGo and buy the CD like you know that you shouldOh don't download this song
Oh you don't want to messWith the R-I-Double-A1They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R.It doesn't matter if you're a grandmaOr a seven-year-old girlThey'll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are
[Chorus]So don't download this song (don't go)Pirating music all day longGo and buy the CD like you know that you shouldOh don't download this song
Don't take away moneyFrom artists just like meHow else can I afford another solid gold Hum VAnd diamond studded swimming poolsThese things don't grow on treesSo all I ask is everybody please
[Chorus]Oh don't download this song (Don't do it, no, no)Even Lars Urlich2 knows it's wrong (You could just ask him)Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You really should)Oh don't download this song
Don't download this song (Oh please don't you do it or you)Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)Go and buy the CD (Right now) like you know that you should (Go out and buy it)Oh don't download this song
Don't download this song (No no no no no no)Or you'll burn in hell before too long (And you deserve it)Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard)