She's My Best Friend
She's my best friend, certainly not your average girlYeah, she's my best friendShe understands me when I'm feelingDow-dow-dow-dow-dow-downYou know, it sure hurts to be that wayDow-dow-dow-dow-dow-downYou know it sure hurts to know that you're that kinda fellaHere's to Mullberry-JaneShe made jam when she cameSomebody cut off her feetNow jelly rolls in the street
If you want to see meWell, honey you know that I 'm not aroundBut if you want to hear meWhy don't you just turn aroundI'm by the window where the light is
She' my best friendCertainly not just like your average dog or carShe's my best friendShe understands me when I'm feeling,Dow-dow-dow-dow-dow-downYou know, it sure hurts to be that wayDow-dow-dow-dow-dow-downYou know, it sure hurts to know that you're that kinda fellaLet's hear one for Newspaper JoeHe caught his hand in the doorDropped his teeth on the floorThey say, hey, now jokersThat's the way the news goes
If you want to see, yeah, see meWell, baby, you know that I 'm not aroundBut if you want to feel, yeah, feel meWhy don't you just turn aroundI'm by the window where the light is fakeShe's my best friend, she's my best friendTell me baby nowShe's my best friend, oh, she's my, she's my best friendShe's my best friend