D12 "My Band" lyrics

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My Band

[Intro]I don't know dude...I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...And they need to take it up with me after the show...Because...

[Chorus]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 1 - Eminem]So I get off stage right and drop the micWalk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"They're all like "Oh my god it's him""Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem""I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock""Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"And by now the rest of the fellas get jealousEspecially when I drop the beat and do my acapellasAll the chicks start yellin', all the hot babesThrow their bras and their shirt and their panties on stageSo like every single night they pick a fight with meBut when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalryCuz they're back on stage the next night with meDude I just think you're tryna steal the light from meYesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on meCause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to beThis rock star shit, it's the life for meAnd all the other guys just despise me because

[Verse 2 - Swift]You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't youHey dad how come we don't rap on ProtoolsSmash these vocals and do a performanceBut we in the van and he in a tour busYou don't want my autograph, yous a liarAnd no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)What the hell is wrong with that dressing roomCuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimalSee I know how to rap, see it's simple butAll I did was read a Russell Simmons bookSo I'm more intact, tryna get on the mapDoin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shitYeah I know man find himself takin on a flickHey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)You gonna be late for soundcheckMan I ain't goin' to soundcheckBut our mics are screwed up and his always sound bestYou know what man I'ma say somethinHey yo Em([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)Man noI thought you bout to tell him off, what's upMan I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut upAnd you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crewWhen I was bout to talk right after youI swear, I swear man

[Verse 4 - Proof]They say the lead singers rock, but the group does notOnce we sold out arenas to the amusement parkI'm gonna let the world know that proof is hotI should cut his mic off when the musics startsReady to snap on a dumbass fanEvery time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)We ain't a band bitch we don't play instrumentsSo why he get 90 and we only get 10 percentAnd these guys they can find every area code([Em:] Proof carry my bag)Bitch carry your ownCan't make it to the stage, security in my way(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse 5 - Bizarre]Goddammit I'm sick of this groupTime for me to go solo and make some lootI told you I made the beats and wrote all the rapsTill Kon Artist slipped me some crackLose Yourself video I was in the backSuperman video I was in the backFuck the media, I got some suggestionsFuck Marshall, ask us the questionsLike who's D12, how we get started(What about Eminem?)Bitch are you retarded?Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the groupBig ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)50 told me to do situps to get buffI did two and a half and then I couldn't get upFuck D12, I'm outta this bandI'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]Girl why cant you see your the only one for meand it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know the name of my band...(Man, fuck this!) (*punch*)

[Chorus - Bizarre]These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...My Band [Repeated 9x]

[Outro]The hottest boy band in the world...D12!

[Eminem as a salsa singer]I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpantsAnd the lead singer of my band, my salsaMakes all the pretty girl's wan to danceMy salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsaMakes all the pretty girls wan to danceAnd take off their underpantsMy salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to danceAnd take off their underpants, my salsa(Where'd everybody go?)

Moj bend

(Intro)Ne znam, stari...Mislim da su svi ljubomorni jer sam ja, kao, glavni pjevač u bendu, stari...I mislim da svi imaju jebeni problem sa mnom, stari...I trebaju ga riješiti sa mnom iza izvedbe...Jer...

(Refren)Te cure ne znaju ni ime mog bendaAli sve se vješaju po meni kao da žele da ih držim za rukuJer kad jednom uspijem, znat će da ću biti glavniSve zato što sam glavni pjevač u svom bendu

(Prva kitica - Eminem)Znači, silazim s pozornice i spuštam mikrofonDolazim do zgodnih cura i započnem svoje:"Što ima, dame, moje ime je Slim ShadyJa sam glavni pjevač u D12, mala"A one kažu: "O moj Bože, to je on!""Becky, jebo te Bog, to je Eminem!""Kunem se Bogom, jebeno rasturaš!""Molim te, Marshall, daj da ti popušim kurac!"I do tog trenutka ostatak ekipe postane ljubomoranPogotovo kad puštam glazbu i pjevam a capellaI sve cure počnu vikati, sve seksi mačkeBacaju svoje grudnjake i majice i gaćice na pozornicuPa se oni svake noći svađaju sa mnomAli kad se svađamo, to je poput rivalstva među braćomJer su iduće noći opet sa mnom na pozorniciČovječe, jednostavno mislim da me želite uništitiJučer je Kuniva pokušao povući nož na meneJer sam mu rekao da će Jessica Alba biti moja ženaOvaj stil rock-zvijezde, to je život za meneA svi me drugi dečki preziru, jer

(Refren)Te cure ne znaju ni ime mog bendaAli sve se vješaju po meni kao da žele da ih držim za rukuJer kad jednom uspijem, znat će da ću biti glavniSve zato što sam glavni pjevač u svom benduSvom bendu (6x)

(Druga kitica - Swift)Ti samo želiš vidjeti crnčugu iza sebe, zar ne?Hej tata, kako to da ne repamo na Pro Toolsu?*Rasturamo vokale i radimo performansAli mi smo u kombiju, a on u busu za turnejuNe želiš moj autogram, ti si lažljivicaI ne, ja sam Swift (o, mislila sam da si Kuniva)Koji se vrag događa sa svlačionicom?Jer moj dio izgleda manji od decimaleVidiš, znam repati, to je jednostavno, aliSamo sam pročitao knjigu Rusela Simmonsa**Pa sam još uvijek čitav, pokušavam se ubaciti na kartuSkakućem okolo i spreman sam na bičevanje po leđima

(Treća kitica - Kuniva i Kon Artist)Vidi Ema, mali kreten misli da je glavniZnam, čovjek se pronašao u tome da nam krade sve slikeHej, mislio sam da imamo intervju sa DJ Clueom(Em: Ne, ja sam imao intervju, ne vas dvojica)Zakasnit ćeš na provjeru opremeStari, ne idem na provjeru opremeAli naši mikrofoni su sjebani, a njegov uvijek najbolje zvučiZnaš što, stari, reći ću mu neštoAlo, Em!(Em: Imaš nešto za reći?!)Ma ništaMislio sam da ćeš mu reći, što je bilo?Stari, reći ću mu kad budem htio, začepiČak me nisi ni podupirao, zar nismo prijatelji?Ja sam mislio govoriti odmah iza tebeKunem se, stari, kunem se

(Refren)Te cure ne znaju ni ime mog bendaAli sve se vješaju po meni kao da žele da ih držim za rukuJer kad jednom uspijem, znat će da ću biti glavniSve zato što sam glavni pjevač u svom bendu

(Četvrta kitica - Proof)Kažu da glavni pjevač rastura, ali bend neOd rasprodanih arena stigli smo do zabavnih parkovaDokazat ću svijetu da je Proof dobarTrebao bih mu odrezati mikrofon kad glazba počneŽelim išamarati glupu obožavateljicuSvaki put kad čujem (Hej, čovječe, obožavam tvoj bend)Mi nismo bend, kurvo, ne sviramo instrumenteZašto on dobiva 90, a mi 10 posto?A momci pronađu svako mjesto(Em: Proof, ponesi mi torbu)Pičko, nosi je samNe mogu doći do pozornice, zaštitari su mi na putu(Tko si ti, jebote? Gdje su Obie i Dre?)

(Peta kitica - Bizarre)Dovraga, muka mi je od ove grupeVrijeme je da odem u solo vode i zaradim neštoRekao sam ti da sam stvarao glazbu i pisao sve tekstoveDok mi Kon Artist nije dao crackU videu za Lose Yourself sam bio u pozadiniU videu za Superman sam bio u pozadiniJebo medije, imam neke prijedlogeJebo Marshalla, pitajte nasKao, tko su D12, kako smo počeli(A Eminem?)Kurvo, jesi li retardirana?Inače, ja sam najpopularniji tip u grupiVelika trbušina, cure misle da je to slatko (alo seksane)50 Cent mi je rekao da radim trbušnjake da se nabildamNapravio sam dva i po i nisam se mogao dignutiJebo D12, izlazim iz ovog bendaZapočet ću grupu s Real Roxanne***

(Eminem)Curo, zar ne vidiš da si jedina za meneI uništava me to što ne znaš ni ime mog benda(Stari, jebeš ovo)(*udarac*)

(Refren - Bizarre)Te cure ne znaju ni ime mog benda (ha ha!)Ali sve se vješaju po meni kao da žele da ih držim za ruku (Jebo Marshalla!)Jer kad jednom uspijem, znat će da ću biti glavniSve zato što sam glavni pjevač u svom benduSvom bendu (9x)

(Outro)Najseksi boy band na svijetu...D12!

(Eminem kao pjevač salse)Ja sam glavni pjevač u svom bendu, zbog mene sve cure skidaju gaćiceI glavni pjevač u bendu, moja salsaNatjera sve zgodne cure na plesMoja salsa, potražite moj idući singl, zove se Moja salsaMoja salsa, salsa, salsa, moja salsaNatjera sve zodne cure na plesI skidanje gaćicaMoja salsa natjera sve zgodne cure na plesI skidanje gaćica, moja salsa(Gdje su svi nestali?)

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