Bowling For Soup "Valentino" lyrics

Valentino

She got a valentine from GaryI opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.”I gave her flowers and some candyShe opened them up and said, “You're trying tomake me fat.”

(now)I just want a new girlfriendI just want someone to make me laughI just want a new girlfriendI just want someone to laugh at me

not to smart, not to tall,likes to watch tv and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive itShe opened the door and said “ Oh bother, this isred.”I gave her all my notes from algebraShe opened em up and said, “I can't believe you'reso stupid.”

I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's thereOh, oh, oh, oh!

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