Skeleton Song
Skeleton, you are my friendBut you are made of boneAnd you have got no flesh and blood running through youTo help you protect the bone
Yes, Skeleton, we have been friends for yearsAnd you have seen me through some trials and tribulations and some tearsBut everybody thinks I'm weird
And I should have knownThat it wouldn't be long until youYou've got me standing in an awkward positionWith unwanted attentionAnd a need for explanationAnd it's not that I'm letting go of youBut I dunno what to do
Skeleton, we are so closeBut you have got no bodySo why do you insist on wearing clothes?Skeleton, when we were young it was easierEven though the other kids, they would tease meI was only seven I had you, but now I'm twenty-two
And now it's differentWhen I take you out and youYou've got me standing in an awkward positionWith unwanted attentionAnd a need for explanationAnd it's not that I'm letting go of youBut I dunno what to do
And sometimes, at nightI dream of the most terrible thingsI take a hammer and I creep out of bedAnd I raise it high, and I smash your headFibular and tibular and ribs and cages, tooIn fact, while I'm here, I'll smash the whole of you
Smaaash!
But... Skeleton, you are my friendAnd I could never bring your life to an endYes, Skeleton, you are my friendAnd I will be there for you until the end
And even though when I take you out you've got meYou've got me standing in an awkward positionWith unwanted attentionAnd a need for explanationI could never let you goAnd that is all I know