The Secret Of Life
Couple of guys sittin' around drinkin'Down at the starlight barOne of 'em says, "You know I've been thinking"Other one says, "That won't get you too far"
He says, "This is your life and welcome to itIt's just workin' and drinkin' and dreamsAD on TV says, 'Just do it'Hell if I know what that means"
The secret of life is a good cup of coffeeThe secret of life is keep your eye on the ballThe secret of life is a beautiful womanMarilyn stares down from the barroom wall
You and me, we're just a couple of zerosJust a couple of down-and-outsBut movie stars and football heroesWhat have they got to be unhappy about? Yeah
So they turn to the bartender, "Sam, what do you think?What's the key that unlocks that door?"Sam don't say nothin', just wipes off the barAnd he pours them a couple more
'Cause the secret of life is in Sam's martinisThe secret of life is in Marilyn's eyesThe secret of life is in Monday Night FootballRolling Stones records and mom's apple pie
Sam looks up from his Sunday paperSays, "Boys, you're on the wrong trackThe secret of life is there ain't no secretAnd you don't get your money back" Hey
The secret of life is gettin' up earlyThe secret of life is stayin' up lateThe secret of life is try not to hurryBut don't wait, don't wait
The secret of life is a good cup of coffeeThe secret of life is keep your eye on the ballThe secret of life is to find the right womanThe secret of life is nothin' at all
Oh, it's nothin' at all, the secret of life
Couple of guys sittin' around drinkin'Down at the starlight barOne of 'em says, "You know I've been thinking"Other one says, "That won't get you too farThat won't get you too far"