Kick The Bride Down The Aisle
Kick the bride down the aisle
And make no mistakeIt's the best you can do for everyone's sake
Kick the bride down the aisleAnd treasure the dayI know so much more than I'm willing to say
She just wants a slaveTo break his back in pursuit of a living wageSo that she can laze and grazeFor the rest of her daysWrite down every word I say
Kick the bride down the aisleIn a mudslide of gloomShe'll order you to tidy your room
Kick the bride down the aisleLook at that cow in the fieldIt knows more than your bride knows now
She just wants a slaveTo break his back in pursuit of a living wageSo that she can laze and grazeFor the rest of her daysWrite down every word I say
You're that stretch of the beachThat the tide doesn't reachNo meaning, no reasonThe lonely season
Kick the bride down the aisleAnd treasure the day