Happy Phantom
And if I die today, I'll be the happy phantomAnd I'll go chasin' the nuns out in the yardAnd I'll run naked through the streets without my mask onAnd I will never need umbrellas in the rain
I'll wake up in strawberry fields every dayAnd the atrocities of school I can forgiveThe happy phantom has no right to bitch
The time is getting closerTime to be a ghostEvery day we're getting closerThe sun is getting dimWill we pay who we've been, yeah?
So if I die today, I'll be the happy phantomAnd I'll go wearin' my naughties like a jewelThey'll be my ticket to the universal operaThere's Judy Garland taking Buddha by the hand
And then those seven little men get up to danceThey say Confucius does his crossword with a penI'm still the angel to a girl who hates to sin
The time is getting closerTime to be a ghostEvery day we're getting closerThe sun is getting dimWill I pay for who I've been, yeah?
Or will I see you dear and wish I could come backYou found a girl that you could truly love againWill you still call for me when she falls asleepOr do we soon forget the things we cannot see?
The time is getting closerTime to be a ghostEvery day we're getting closerThe sun is getting dimWill I pay for who I've been, yeah?
And if I die todayAnd if I die todayAnd if I die todayChasing nuns out in the yard