Why Me?
In my formative and hungry yearsI was unappreciated by my peersAs their slings and arrows flewI would ponder - wouldn't you?Why me? Why me?
For a man of my charisma and mystiqueI have taken far too long to reach my peakWhy was my status never quo?Why did no one want to know?Poor me, why me?
Why was I so unable to fulfill my true potential?Kept down by those I knew were smaller fryInconsequential, but here's the rubRub-a-dub-dub
I am power, I am clout personifiedI've a genie and sheer malice on my sideIt's a combination whichWorks me up to fever pitchBig "G" and me
When the master of the lamp says, "Bow," you bow!You forget who wears the pants around here nowA man who knows just what to doAnd who to do it toWho's he? M-E!
And as for you, you little twerpFrom now on, it's "as you were" timeLet's have your pretty princessSee how she's been wasting her timeLet's strip him bare there's nothing there
Though I hate to break a partnershipYou're going on a one-way tripTo a corner of the sphereNot a million miles from hereBut two! Toodle-loo!
Who's the titan, who's the champ?Who's the master of the lamp?Who's the one who'll take upPages in Who's Who?Who? Why, me!