The Real Old Time Religion
(Chorus):Give me that real old time religion (3X)It's good enough for me!
Asatru And Odinism:
I hear Valkyries a-cominIn the air their song is cominThey forgot the words! They're hummin!But they're good enough for me!
We will drive up to ValhallaRiding Beetles, not ImpalasSinging "Deutschland Uber Alles"And that's good enough for me!
It was good enough for LokiIt was good enough for LokiHe thinks Thor's a little hokeyAnd that's good enough for me!
Shall we sing in praise of Loki,Though he left poor Midgard smokey?Oh, his sense of humor's hokey,But he's good enough for me!
All the Gods tore into LokiSaying Deicide is hokey!And they threw him in the pokey!And that's good enough for me!
Good old Thor's the god of thunderReally helps us get our plunderTho his head's still truly dunderHe is good enough for me!
In the halls of Frey and FreyjaAll the priestesses will lay yaIf you're good enough, they'll pay ya!And that's good enough for me!
One-eyed Odin we will followAnd in fighting we will wallowTill we wind up in ValhallowWhich is good enough for me!
It was good enough for OdinThough the tremblin' got forbodin'Then the giants finally strode in,But it's good enough for me!
Shall we sing a verse for Thor,Though he leaves the maidens sore?They always come back for more,So he's good enough for me!
It was good for Thor and OdinIt was good for Thor and OdinGrab an ax and get your woad on!and it's good enough for me!
We will worship now with vigorThe goddess known as FriggaTho there are some who don't dig herShe is good enough for me!
If you wanna worship OdinYou don't have to have a coat onGrab a sword and slap some woad onAnd that's good enough for me!
We will sing a verse for LokiHe's the old Norse god of ChaosWhich is why this verse don'trhyme or scan or nothin'But it's good enough for me...
Bruja:
Let us sing for BrujariaThough the blood's a lot less cleaner;It's not Christian SantariaSo it's good enough for me!
Buddhism:
We will all go to NirvanaSo be sure to mind your mannersMake a left turn at SavannahAnd we'll see the Promised Land!
It was good enough for Buddha,As a god he's kinda cute-a,And he comes in brass or pewta'So he's good enough for me!
No one wrote a verse for BuddahTho I think they really couldaAnd I really think they shoulda'Cause he's good enough for me!
Oh we all will follow BuddahOh we all will follow BuddahAnd we'll eat no food but GoudaWhich is Gouda-nuff for me!
We will go and sing "Hosanna"To our good ol' pal, Gautama,He will never flim or flam ya',And that's good enough for me!
We will all go to NirvanaWe will all go to NirvanaMake a left turn at UrbanaAnd you'll see the Promised Land!
Cargo Cult & Pacific Islands:
To the tune of Handel's "Largo"We will hymn the gods of Cargo'Til they slap on an embargoAnd that's good enough for me!
If you get too tiredAnd you need to get up higherJust have Pele light your fire!From her island in the sea!
You can keep your saints with halos,Your hosannas or dayenus:Let's throw virgins in volcanoes!And that's good enough for me!
Christian:
We will worship with the FundiesWith their itchy hair-shirt undiesIf they don't bring "Mrs. Grundy,"Then it's good enough for me!
It was good for old JehovahHe had a son who was a nova!Hey there, Mithras! Move on ova'!Another resurrection Day!
Jerry Falwell thinks he's sav-edIn a lamb's blood he's been lav-edAnd HE thinks that I'M deprav-edBut that's good enough for me!
That Bob Larson shrieks and hollersFighting demons in his callersSave his program: SEND YOUR DOLLARS!And that's good enough for me!
Tho J.C.'s into fish, too,He's an avatar of VishnuSo he is welcome here, too,And that's good enough for me!
Brother Jerry is a cretinBut with all the cash he's gettin'Lotsa folks'll be forgettinIt's the "Land of the Free!"
Brother Robert's church is CrystalBut all the Bible that he's missed'llMake you "hotter than a pistol"But he's good enough for me!
Brother Jim and Sister TammyHad a show that was a whammyBut now they are in MiamiTryin' t'get back on TV!
Whether Low Church or it's High ChurchOr it's Pie-Up-In-The-Sky ChurchCome on down and visit my Church'Cause it's good enough for me!
You could join Jehovah's WitnessRunning door to door for fitnessWell if you've been blessed with quickness,Then that's good enough for me
There are those who worship SatanAnd are just anticipatin'Armageddon's conflagratin'That ain't good enough for me!
Let's all listen up to JesusHe says rich folks like old CroesusWill be damned until Hell freezesAnd that don't sound good to me!
Oh we'll all be FundamentalAnd be Holy TestamentalAnd never TranscendentalAnd that's good enough for me!
We will finally pray to JesusFrom our sins we hope he frees usEternal life he guarantees usAnd that's good enough for me!
Anytime that I start hearin'"Jesus loves you" I start leerin'Maybe so, but not like Brian *Which is good enough for me!
Brother Oral's in his tower,Trusting in the Lord's powerGetting richer by the hour,Now he's got the ransom fee!
Brother Earnest is a healerAnd not QUITE a wheeler-dealer -More a jumper and a squealerSo he's good enough for me!
Then there's good ol' Brother BillyBringing souls in willy-nilly.All his trips are kinda silly,But he's good enough for me!
And the Romans said of Jesus"Lets kill him, he don't please us""But the Atheists will tease us"And that's good enough for me
And let's not forget PelagiusThough some call him outrageousHe is pious and courageousAnd he's good enough for me!
Classical Paganism:
We will go to worship ZeusThough his morals are quite looseHe gave Leda quite a gooseAnd he's good enough for me!
We will pray to Father ZeusIn his temple we'll hang looseEating roast beef au jus,And that's good enough for me!
Shall we sing a verse for Venus,Of the Gods she is the meanest,Cause she bit me on my...elbow!And it's good enough for me!
We will venerate old BacchusDrinking beer and eating tacosTil you've tried it please don't knock us'Cause it's good enough for me!
Let us raise a toast to Bacchus,We will raise a royal ruckus,Then we'll lay us down and f**k usThat's good enough for me!
Diana is a little spikeyAnd she is a little dyke-eyYou don't have to be a Psych-eTo know that's right for me!
We will worship with PoseidonWe will meet him when the tide's inAll the maidens he will ride inThen he'll give 'em all to me!
All the hunters start convergin'When Diana is emergin'It's too bad she's still a virginBut there's still hope left for me!
And what about this Bacchus,Who lives just to raise a ruckus?Loosens women so they'll f**k us,Well, that's good enough for me!
We will all see AphroditeThough she's pretty wild and flightyShe will meet us in her nightieAnd she's good enough for me!
Oh we will go and worship Pan,'cause he just don't give a damn!Grab a woman or a man,And that's good enough for me!
Was a time, so I've heard tell, aFine and promising young fellaGave his all to serve CybeleBut that's damn well not for me!
We'll sing praises to ApolloWhere the Sun-God leads, I'll followFrom Ionia to Gaul-oAnd that's good enough for me!
We will have a mighty PartyIn the honor of AstarteGrab your chiton - don't be tardy'Cause she's good enough for me!
In his dancing Pan will lead themWhen his pipes call we will heed themIn truth though, he don't need themHe's more than enough for me!
It was good enough for VenusShe'd have sighed if she'd of seen usLetting morals come between usAnd she's good enough for me!
There's one thing that I do knowZeus' favorite is JunoShe's the best at doing...you know!And that's good enough for me!
It was good enough for CupidIt was good enough for CupidHis wings look kind of stupidBut that's good enough for me!
Let's all drink to DionysusWine and women beyond prices!He made a Maenad out of my Sis!And that's good enough for me!
There are those who, when they've got e-Normous problems that are knottyThey just take them to HecateAnd that's good enough for me!
In the church of AphroditeShe's a mighty righteous sightie,The Priestess wears a see through nightieAnd she's good enough for me
You can dance and wave the thyrsosAnd sing lots of rowdy versesTill the neighbors holler curses,And that's good enough for me!
We will sing for great DianaWho will teach of love and honorBut you really gotta wanna!'Cause she's tough enough for me!
We went off to worship VenusBy the Gods! You should have seen us!Now the Clinic has to screen us...But that's good enough for me!
It was good enough for SapphoWith her lady on her lap-oShe put Lesbos on the map-oWith her pagan poetry!
When we worship BacchusThe ethanol will sock usWe'll all get good and raucousAnd that's good enough for me!
We'll sing praises to Apollo;Where the Sun God leads we'll follow('Though his head's a little hollow)He's good enough for me!
Don't neglect that shrine of Zeus'Tho he's lost his vital juicesThe old boy still has his usesAnd he's good enough for me!
We will all bow to HephaestusAs a blacksmith he will test us'Cause his balls are pure asbestosSo he's good enough for me!
There is room enough in HadesFor lots of criminals and shadiesAnd disreputable ladies,And they're good enough for me!
And to help things get real raucousThe priests of Pan and BacchusWill hold a f***ing contest!And that's all right with me!
We all worshipped Dionysus'Till we ran into a crisis:The bar had raised its prices;That's not good enough for me!
There's that lusty old PriapusHe's just itching to unwrap us.(He'd do more to us than tap usAnd that's good enough for me!)
Pan's pipes got plugged last summerAnd it really was a bummerFinally had to call a plumber!But he's good enough for me!
Now Danae was sweet as flowers,She was into golden showers;And that showed her Zeus' powerAnd that's good enough for me!
We will sing our staves to VenusWe will sing our staves to VenusTho I think this rhyme is heinousBut it's good enough for me!
Let us dance with DionysusAnd get drunk on wine and spicesThe Christians call them "vices"But they're good enough for me!
We will venerate old HermesWith his staff entwined with wormiesWarding off the nasty germiesAnd that's good enough for me!
We will all bow down to VenusAs we dance upon Mt. ZenosWe will worship with our...voiceAnd that's good enough for me!
We all worship Aphrodite,And Her sister bold Astarte,They both throw a lovely party,And that's just fine with me!
Confucianism
Let us read works of ConfuciusAs we walk through MassachusettsIn white robes that freeze our tushesBut it's good enough for me!
We used to study old ConfuciusAs we sat there on our tushesWe're learning but don't push usAnd that's good enough for me
Cthulhu:
We will worship mighty CthulhuH. P. Lovecraft's big old hoodoo(1930's fiction voodoo...)But that's good enough for me!
Let us sing to Lord CthuhluDon't let Lovecraft try to fool youOr the Elder Gods WILL rule youAnd that's good enough for me!
Of the Old Ones, none is vasterEven Cthulhu's not his masterI refer to the unspeakable *and that's good enough for me!
And for those who follow CthulhuWe have really got a lulu:Drop a bomb on Honolulu!'Cause that's good enough for you!
We will worship Great Cthulhu,We will worship Great Cthulhu,And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu'Cause that's good enough for me!
We will sacrifice to YuggothWe will sacrifice to YuggothBurn a candle for Yog-SoggothAnd the Goat With a Thousand Young
Well it's good enough for *He's a mighty kinky masterWhen you pray he goes much fasterAnd that's good enough for me!
Let's go worship Great Cthulhu,And run naked like a Zulu,You and me and Mr. Sulu,And that's good enough for me!
* - well, do YOU want to say it?
Discordianism:
Let us sing to old DiscordiaCause it's sure she's never bored yaAnd if she's good enough for yaThen she's good enough for me!
If your rising sign is AriesYou'll be taken by the FairiesMeet the Buddah in Benareswhere he'll hit you with a pie!
We will sing a verse for Eris(Golden apples for the fairest!)Though she sometimes likes to scare usBut she's good enough for me!
Of Great Murphy much is spokenFor his Law shall not be brokenIt's not pretty when he's wokenThings go wrong for you and me!
If your god of choice is SquatWell then trendy, man, you're not!But you'll get a parking spot!And that's good enough for me!
Let us do our thing for ErisGoddess of the discord there isApple's golden, it's not ferrousAnd that's good enough for me!
Let us praise the Holy FoolFor he's breaking all the rulesHolds you up to ridicule,And that's good enough for me!
(The Almighty) Dollar
Oh, the dollar is our SaviorIf we spend Her or we save HerShe controls all our behaviorThere's not enough for me!
There are those who scream and hollerAnd get hot under the collarFor their god, Almighty Dollar,Who is good enough for me!
Call Him God, or call him AllahThe priest will take your dollahEasy living from -your- follah--wers, but sorry, -not- from me!
Druids:
We will worship like the Druids,Drinking strange fermented fluids,Running naked through the woo-ids,Coz that's good enough for me!
In Pwyll's hall you will be welcomeBut he's not at home too oftenSpends all his time in AnnwyfnAnd that's good enough for me!
I'll go get my golden sickleAnd I'll wear it where it ticklesIt ain't used for cuttin' pickles!And it's good enough for me!
Egyptian:
Let us sing the praise of HorusAs our fathers did before usWe're the New Egyptian ChorusAnd we sing in harmony!
We will venerate BubastisWe will venerate BubastisIf you want in, then just ast us!'cause that's good enough for me!
Let us all now worship RaAnd take care of our KaWe'll all sit round and go "Ah-h-h!"Which is good enough for me!
Here's an invitation for usAll to go and worship HorusDoff your clothes and join the chorusAnd that's good enough for me!
When we all bowed down to NuitThere was really nothin' to it(Alex Sanders made me do it...)But that's good enough for me!
We will pray with those EgyptiansBuild pyramids to put our crypts inCover subways with inscriptions,which is good enough for me...!
We will all do praise to HorusIn an old Egyptian chorusIf there's something in it for usThen it's good enough for me!
We will venerate BubastisCause my cat walked up and ast us(Now the cat box is DISASTROUS!)But it's good enough for me!
Fictional Gods, Demons Amd Heroes:
Here's to those who copy ConanHere's to those who copy ConanThey're just Followers of OnanAnd that's good enough for me!
There are followers of Conan.And you'll never hear 'em groanin'Followed Crom up to his throne(in)And it's good enough for me!
Azahoth is in his ChaosAzahoth is in his ChaosNow if only he don't sway usThat is good enough for me!
We will worship Holy FordBeta, Delta, Gamma, LordBut the Alphas might get boredA Brave New World for you and me!
Let us note the might of IlsWith a thousand or more quillsBy the light that from him spillsHe is good enough for me!
The late return of the Prophet ZarquonCaused his followers to hearkenAs the Universe went dark onAll of you and me!
We will sing of Foul the Render,Who's got Drool Rockworm on a benderIn his cave in Kiril Threndor-They're both too much for me!
Of Lord Shardik you must beware;To please him you must swear;'Cause enraged he's a real Bear,And that's good enough for me!
We will sing of Iluvatur,Who sent the Valar 'cross the waterTo lead Morgoth to the slaughterAnd that's just fine with me!
We will sing the Jug of Issek,And of Fafhrd his chief mystic,Though to thieving Mouser will stick,And that's good enough for me!
We'll invoke the blessed CamberAnd the Unicorn of AmberAnd the wizard DeliamberThey're good enough for me!
It was good enough for CthulhuWho'd eat me and who'd eat you, too;If it's good enough for CthulhuThen it's good enough for me
Hindu:
There are some that call it follyWhen we worship Mother Kali.She may not be very jollyBut she's good enough for me!
As the goddess Kali dancesWith her worshippers in trancesYou can learn some Hindu stancesAnd that's good enough for me!
We will go to worship KaliShe will help us in our follyShe'd be quite an armful, golly!And she's good enough for me!
I will wait till four-armed KaliDrags me through that lonesome valleyShe's disgusting act-u-all-yBut She's good enough for me!
Islamic:
We will all bow down to AllahFor he gave his loyal followErs the mighty petro-dollahAnd that's good enough for me!
Warriors for AllahAre sure to have a galaTime in old ValhallaAnd that's good enough for me!
Jewish:
If you think that you'll be sav-edIf you think that you'll be sav-edIf you follow Mogen DavidThen that's good enough for me!
Let us worship old JehovahAll you other gods move ovahCause the one God's takin' overAnd it's good enough for me!
Some guys have a circumcisionOn account of their religion,An embarrassing incisionCut just ENOUGH from me!
Let us celebrate JehovahWho created us "ab ova"He'll be on tonight on "Nova"'cause he's good enough for me!
Kahbahla:
We will read from the KabahlahWe will read from the KabahlahIt won't get us to ValhallaBut it's good enough for me!
We will read from the Cabala.Quote the Tree of Life mandalaIt won't get you in Valhalla,Yet it's good enough for me!
Krishna:
We will all sing Hare KrishnaWe will all sing Hare KrishnaIt's not mentioned in the MishnaBut it's good enough for me!
Hare Krishna gets a laugh onWhen he sees me dressed in saffronWith my hair that's only half onBut that's good enough for me!
I was singing Hari RamaWith my friend the Dalai Lama'Til they dumped us in the slammerBut that's good enough for me!
Middle Eastern Pagan:
I'll sing some songs to Lilith,Not so young, and not so girlish,and She's always PMS-ish,but She's good enough for me!
Lilith wears a lacy nightieAnd She is a little flightyShe will get you all excite-yShe's wet-dream enough for me!
We will all bow down to DagonWe will all bow down to DagonHe still votes for Ronald ReaganAnd that's good enough for me!
Let us worship sweet EninniLet us worship sweet EninniIn a skimpy string bikiniAnd that's good enough for me!
We will go to worship LillithGrab your cup, step up and fill itTho 'ware she don't make you spill it!And that's good enough for me!
Oh the Philistines aboundOh the Philistines aboundThey had the biggest Baals aroundAnd that's good enough for me!
We will have a mighty orgyin the honor of Astarteit'll be a mighty partyand it's good enough for me!
We will sing to Lady IsisShe'll stand by us in a crisisAnd She hasn't raised Her pricesAnd She's good enough for me!
We will all bow down to EnlilWe will all bow down to EnlilPass your Cup and get a refill!With bold Gilgamesh the Brave!
Oh the ancient goddess NerthusFrom herself the Earth did birth usAnd I wonder: are we worth us?But she's good enough for me!
Well Dimuzi's on vacationHe'll be back when spring awakensThere will be such recreationThere will be enough for me!
Mithraism:
We will sing a song of MithrasLet us sing a song of MithrasBut there is no rhyme for Mithras!Still he's good enough for me!
We will all be saved by MithrasWe will all be saved by MithrasSlay the Bull and play the zithrasOn that Resurrection Day!
Moonies
We will worship Sun Myung MoonieThough we know he is a goonieAll our money he'll have soonlyAnd that's good enough for me!
New Age:
Oh, our Spirits will awakenOh, our Spirits will awakenWatch the Universe a-quakin'Which is Gurdijeff to me!
Timmy Leary we will sing toAnd the things that he was into(Well, at least it wasn't Shinto)And that's good enough for me!
In the sky I hear a hummin'It's the UFO's a-comin'That's not banjos that they're strumminBut it's good enough for me!
Well I'm tired of Ronald Reagan,He's too square to be a pagan,Let's all vote for Carl Sagan!He's good enough for me!
I'll arise at early mornin'When the Sun gives me the warnin'That the Solar Age is dawnin'And that's good enough for me!
Just like Carlos CastenadaJust like Carlos CastenadaIt'll get you sooner or laterAnd that's good enough for me!
New World Pagan:
Thanks to great QuetzacoatlAnd his sacred axolotlAnd his gift of chocolatlAnd please pass some down to me!
Praise to PopacatapetlJust a tiny cigarette'llPut him in terrific fettleSo he's good enough for me!
Now watch out for the Maya's,They might really try to fry ya,Sacrifice people, not papaya's,Just as long as its not me!
Quetzacoatl's flyin'With the Toltec and the MayanAnd the mushrooms he's been buyin'Are good enough for me!
Some folks pray to the Great SpiritMost folks just cannot get near itSo they hate it and they fear itBut it's good enough for me!
Some folks worship the KachinasSome folks worship the KachinasThey look like "deus ex machinas"But they're good enough for me!
Montezuma liked to start outRites by carrying a part outThat would really tear your heart out,But it's good enough for me!
And when old QuetzacoatlFound a virgin he could throttleAnd put her heart into a bottleIt was good enough for me.
Aztec:
We will worship XochipilliThough it might be a bit sillyRunning naked makes me chillyBut it's good enough for me!
Oh, there's none like HuizlipochtliFor destroyin' people tot'lyBest to worship -him- remotely!But he's good enough for me!
I have gotten in the way-oWalkin' with the Monster SlayerHe is worthy of a prayerAnd he's good enough for me!
We will worship Xipe-TotecTho it is a little lo-techIt is not a bit ero-ticBut it's good enough for me!
The Kachinas of the HopiDance about and some act dopeyThey don't leave you feelin' mopeySo they're good enough for me!
Scientology
L. Ron Hubbard liked precisionAnd he founded a religionThat has caught a lot of pigeonsAnd it's good enough for me!
In matters DianeticYou need not get freneticMake your Engrams copaceticAnd that's good enough for me!
Shinto:
There are some who practice ShintoThere are some who practice ShintoThere's no telling what WE'RE into!but that's good enough for me!
I don't really go for ShintoIt's just something I'm not intoTho I guess I could begin to'Cause it's good enough for me!
In Japan they thought it neatoWhen they worshipped HirohitoBut that didn't sit with SEATOSo it never more will be!
Thelema:
Uncle Crowley was a dreamerAt the Abbey of ThelemerBut his magic is a screamer,So it's good enough for me!
There are those who follow CrowleyTho the stuff that he held holyTurn your brain to guacamoleBut he's good enough for me!
It was good enough for CrowleyWith his sacraments unholyWho smoked pot and ate some molyAnd it's good enough for me!
When the clouds they are a'rumblingAnd the thunder is a'grumblingThen it's Crowley that you're mumblingAnd it's good enough for me!
Let us call an ElementalFor a temporary rentalJust as long as it is gentleIt is good enough for me!
Voodoo:
There are people into voodooAfrica has raised a hoodooJust one little doll will do youAnd it's good enough for me!
There are people into VoodooThere are people into VoodooI know I do, I hope you do!And it's good enough for me!
If you're really into dancingAnd you wanna try some trancingThen the Voodoo gods are prancingAnd that's good enough for me!
Wicca And General Neo-Pagan:
Well, she raised an awful flurryWhen she made the scholars worryThank the Gods for Margaret Murray!She is good enough for me!
It was good enough for GrannyShe could throw a double-whammyThat would knock you on your fannyAnd she's good enough for me!
With the aid of my athameI can throw a "double-whammy"(And can slice and dice salami!)So it's good enough for me!
There will be a lot of lovin'When we're meetin in our CovenQuit yer pushin and yer shovin'So there's room enough for me!
Well the Christians all are hummingCause they say their God is coming,Our God came three times this eveningAnd that's good enough for me!
When old Gerald got it goin'When old Gerald got it goin'All that hidin' turned to showin'And that's good enough for me!
It's not good enough for ReaganIt's not good enough for ReaganHe's too square to be a Pagan!And that's good enough for me!
Meeting at the Witching HourBy the Bud, and Branch and FlowerFolks are raising up the PowerAnd that's where I want to be!
We will worship with the witches'Cause we're rowdy sons-of-bitchesAnd they scratch us where it itchesAnd that's good enough for me!
We will gather at our saunasWhen the spirit comes upon usTo perform the Rites of FaunusAnd that's good enough for me!
Some folks worship all of NatureTho they love to taunt and bait-cherThey're just funnin', they don't hate-cherAnd they're good enough for me!
Zarathustrian:
We will pray to ZarathustraAnd we'll pray just like we ustaI'm a Zarathustra boosta!And that's good enough for me!
I pray to Ahura-MazdaHe's one god who sure won't pause taPound some heads when given cause taWhich is good enough for me!
It could be that you're a ParsiIt could be that you're a ParsiDon't need a ticket; you get in freeAnd that's good enough for me!
I can't rhyme Ahura Mazda,I'll praise the man who tries taThen I'll wait for Barak Raz taAnd that's good enough for me!
Unclassifiable Verses And Unknown Ghods:
We will go down to the templeSit on mats woven of hemp-leTry to set a good "exemple"And that's good enough for me!
Let us watch Ka-ka-pa-ullFrolic in her swimming poolSubjecting chaos to her ruleAnd that's all right with me!
They revered ancient ENIACAnd sacrificed to UNIVACNow we sing our chants on VAX packAnd that's good enough for me!
When you worship RustoTreat your friends with lust-oPursue your faith with gusto!And that's good enough for me!
There are those who worship no godsFor they think that there are low oddsThat the god-seers aren't drunk sodsBut they're good enough for me!
Where's the gong gone? I can't find itI think Northwoods is behind it!For they've always been cymbal-mindedAnd they're good enough for me!
Some folks pray to the OrishasTho their humor can be vishasWhen they grant your stupid wishasBut they're good enough for me!
There are those who worship scienceAnd some would send 'em to the lionsWithout 'em we'd have no applianceSo they're good enough for me
We will all bow down to GozerPriestess did it with that JoserCross the streams, and there she goes, sirAnd that's good enough for me!
We will worship Christian JesusAnd do just like John Paul pleasesThat we will...when Hades freezes!And that's good enough for me!
I have got a strange religionI will worship Walter PidgeonIs he sacred? Just a smidgen!But it's good enough for me!
Drink to FUFLUNS he's just fineThe Etruscan god of wineThis verse doesn't really rhymeBut it's good enough for me!
John, Paul, George and RingoWe will worship playing BingoWe will listen to them sing-oAnd that's good enough for me!
The Obligatory Last Verse
It's the opera written for us!We will all join in the chorus!It's the opera about Boris,Which is Godunov for me!