Red Solo Cup
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Now red solo cup is the best receptacleFrom barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivalsAnd you sir do not have a pair of testiclesIf you prefer drinkin' from glass (that's true!)
Hey red solo cup is cheap and disposableIn fourteen years they are decomposableAnd unlike my home they are not foreclosableFreddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo!
Red solo cup (huh), I fill you upLet's have a party, let's have a partyI love you red solo cup, I lift you up (aha),Proceed to party, proceed to party
Now I really love how you're easy to stackBut I really hate how you're easy to crackCause when beer runs down, in front of my packWell, that, my friends, is quite yucky
But I have to admit that the ladies get smittenAdmirin' at how sharply my first name is written (written')On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' (hittin')On them, to help me get lucky (lucky)
Red solo cup, I fill you upLet's have a party, let's have a partyI love you red solo cup (what!), I lift you up,Proceed to party (proceed to party)Proceed to party (proceed to party)
Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellowBut only you red will do for this fellowCause you are the Abbott into my CostelloAnd you are the Fruit to my Loom
Red solo cup, you're more than just plasticMore than amazing, you're more than fantasticAnd believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcasticWhen I look at you and say:"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup (No, no, God no)You're my (friend?), you're my friend, yea (lifelong)Thank you for being my friend"
Red solo cup, I fill you upLet's have a party, let's have a partyI love you red solo cup, I lift you up,Proceed to party, proceed to party
Red solo cup, I fill you upLet's have a party, let's have a partyRed solo cup, I lift you upLet's have a party, proceed to party
Solo cup [x7]