Be Prepared
I know that your powers of retentionAre as wet as a warthog's backsideBut thick as you are, pay attentionMy words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressionsThe lights are not all on upstairsBut we're talking kings and successionsEven you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetimeBe prepared for sensational newsA shining new eraIs tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordidBut you'll be rewardedWhen at last I am given my duesAnd injustice deliciously squaredBe prepared!
Yeah, Be prepared!We'll be prepared, heh...For what?
For the death of the king
Why? Is he sick?
No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And Simba too.
Great idea! Who needs a king?No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
Idiots! There will be a king!
Hey, but you said...
I will be king! ...Stick with me, andyou'll never go hungry again!
Yay! All right! Long live the king!
Long live the king! Long live the king!
It's great that we'll soon be connected.With a king who'll be all-time adored.
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expectedTo take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizesAnd though I'm the main addresseeThe point that I must emphasize isYou won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the centuryBe prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planningTenacity spanningDecades of denialIs simply why I'llBe king undisputedRespected, salutedAnd seen for the wonder I amYes, my teeth and ambitions are baredBe prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are baredBe prepared!