Too Many Friends
My computer thinks I'm gayI threw that piece of junk awayOn the Champs-ElyséesAs I was walking home
This is my last communiqueDown the super highwayAll that I have left to say in a single tome
I got too many friendsToo many people that I'll never meetAnd I'll never be there forI'll never be there for'Cause I'll never be there
If I could give it all awayWill it come back to me someday?Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone
But I got a reason to declaimThe applications are to blameFor all my sorrow and my painA feeling so alone
I got too many friendsToo many people that I'll never meetAnd I'll never be there forI'll never be there for'Cause I'll never be there
Too many friendsToo many people that I'll never meetAnd I'll never be there forI'll never be there for'Cause I'll never be there
My computer thinks I'm gayWhat's the difference anywayWhen all the people do all dayIs stare into a phone
I got too many friendsToo many people that I'll never meetAnd I'll never be there forI'll never be there for'Cause I'll never be there
Too many friendsToo many people that I'll never meetAnd I'll never be there forI'll never be there for'Cause I'll never be there
I'll never be there [x4]