There Are Worse Things I Could Do
There are worse things I could doThan go with a boy or twoEven though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashyAnd no goodI suppose it could be trueBut there are worse things I could do
I could flirt with all the guysSmile at them and bat my eyesPress against them when we danceMake them think they stand a chanceThen refuse to see it throughThat's a thing I'd never do
I could stay home every nightWait around for Mr. RightTake cold showers every dayAnd throw my life awayOn a dream that won't come true
I could hurt someone like meOut of spite or jealousyI don't steal and I don't lieBut I can feel and I can cryA fact I'll bet you never knewBut to cry in front of youThat's the worse thing I could do