Candidate (alternate version)
inside every teenage girl there's a fountain.inside every young pair of pants there's a mountain.inside every mother's eyesis tommy tinkrem's bed.inside every candidatewaits a grateful dead.i make it a thingwhen i'm on my own to relieve myself .i make it a thingwhen i gazelle on stage to believe in myself .i make it a thingto glance in window panes and look pleased with myself. yeah.and pretend i'm walking home.i took it so badi sat in the correction room. took me a fagand a kick in the moon. well i ain't gonna suck no radar wing because inside this tin is tin .would you like to techno-plate'cause i'm your candidate .oh yeah.it's a matter of lifeand the way you walk you've got a brylcream queen .it's a matter of tact in the things you talk that keeps his passport clean .a matter of fact that a cock ain't a cock on a twelve-inch screen .so i'll pretend i'm walking home.you don't have to scream a lotto keep an age in tune .you don't have to scream a lotto predict monsoons .you don't have to paint my contact black now i've hustled a pair of jeans .do i have to give your money backwhen i'm the fuhrerling.i'll make you a deal i'll say I came from from earth and my tongue is taped. i'll make you a deal you can get your kicks on the candidate .i'll make you a deal for your future's sake i'm the candidate .let's pretend we're walking home.uh-ah-huh.uh-ah-huh. i'm the candidate.vote for the candidate.oh i'm for the candidate.