Rocky Raccoon
Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of DakotaThere lived a young boy name o' Rocky Raccoon-aAnd one day his woman ran off with another guyHit young Rocky in the eyeRocky didn't like thatHe said, "I'm gonna get that boy"So one day he walked into townBooked himself a room in the local saloon
Rocky RaccoonChecked into his roomOnly to find Gideon's BibleRocky had comeEquipped with a gunTo shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival, it seemsHad broken his dreamsBy stealing the girl of his fancyHer name was MagillAnd she called herself LilBut everyone knew her as Nancy
Now, she and her manWho called himself DanWere in the next room at the hoedownA-Rocky burst inAnd grinning a grinHe said, "Danny, boy, this is a showdown!"
But Daniel was hotAnd he drew first and shotAnd Rocky collapsed in the cornerAah…
Da-d'n da da da da daDaa-d'l da da da da daDaa-d'l da da da da daDa-da da da-da ndoo ndoo-doo-dooDooodle-doo-doo-doo ndoo-doo-doooDooodle-doo-doo-doo ndoo-doo-doooDoo doodle-doo doo-doodle-dooDoo-doodle-doo doo-doodle-dooLa-ta ndoo dloo-doo-doo
Now the doctor came inStinking of ginAnd proceeded to lie on the tableHe said, "Rocky, you met your match"And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratchAnd I'll be betterI'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able"
A-now Rocky RaccoonHe fell back in his roomOnly to find Gideon's Bible [Daa da-da-da]A-Gideon checked out [Poor]And he left it no doubt [Rocky]To help with good Rocky's revival [Ohhh]
AahOh, yeah, yeah'nDoo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-dooDooo doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-dooDooo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-dooDoo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-dooNdoo doo-doo-dooDooo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo dooCome on, Rocky, boyDooo d'n-doo doo doo-dooCome on, Rocky, boyDoo doo doo doo doo-ta-doo ta-doo-ta-daA-sorry, Rocky, da-da-da.