I Can't Dance
Hot sun beating downburning my feet just walking around
Hot sun making me sweat'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet
I can't dance, I can't talkOnly thing about me is the way I walkI can't dance, I can't singI'm just standing here selling everything
Blue jeans sitting on the beach,her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach
She's got a body under that shirt,but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt
Cos, I can't dance, I can't talkOnly thing about me is the way I walkI can't dance, I can't singI'm just standing here selling
Oh and checking everything is in place,you never know who's looking on
Young punk spilling beer on my shoes,fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues
Thick smoke, see her smiling throughI never thought so much could happen just shooting pool
But I can't dance, I can't talkThe only thing about me is the way that I walkI can't dance, I can't singI'm just standing here selling
Oh and checking everything is in placeYou never know who's looking onA perfect body with a perfect face - uh-huh
No, I can't dance, I can't talkThe only thing about me is the way I walkNo, I can't dance, I can't singI'm just standing here selling everything
But I can walkNo I can't danceNo no no I can't danceNo I said I can't singBut I can walk