Ironic
An old man turned ninety-eightHe won the lottery and died the next dayIt's a black fly in your chardonnayIt's a death row pardon two minutes too lateAnd isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding dayIt's a free ride when you've already paidIt's the good advice that you just didn't takeAnd who would have thought?It figures...
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to flyHe packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbyeHe waited his whole damn life to take that flightAnd as the plane crashed down he thought"Well isn't this nice..."And isn't it ironic... don't you thinkWell life has a funny way of sneaking up on youWhen you think everything's okay and everything's going rightAnd life has a funny way of helping you outWhen you think everything's gone wrongAnd everything blows up in your face
Traffic jam when you're already lateA "no smoking" sign on your cigarette breakIt's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knifeIt's meeting the man of my dreamsAnd then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you thinkA little too ironicAnd yeah, I really do think
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on youLife has a funny, funny way of helping you outHelping you out...
ειρωνικο
ένας γερός ενενήντα-οκτώ χρονώνκέρδισε το λόττο και πέθανε την επομένη μέραειναι μια μυγα στο chardonnay σουειναι ενας θανατος, με σειρα συγχώρεσης δυο λεπτα αργοτερακαι δεν ειναι ειρωνικο; δεν νομιζεις;
ειναι σαν να βρεχει την ημερα που παντρεύεσαιειναι μια δωρεαν βολτα ενω εχεις ηδη πληρωσειειναι μια καλη συμβουλη που δεν χρειαζεται να παρειςκαι ποιος να το φανταζοταν:ειναι λογαριασμοι.
ο κυριος. παιζω εκ του ασφαλους φοβοταν να πεταξειπακεταρισε τα πραγματα του φιλησε τα παιδια του και τους ειπε αντιοπεριμενε ολη την καταραμενη ζωη του να παρει αυτην την πτησηκαι καθως επεφτε το αεροπλανο ειπε''λοιπον αυτο δεν ειναι καλο''και δεν ειναι ειρωνικο; δεν νομιζεις;λοιπον η ζωη βρισκει αστειους τροπους για να κρυφτει πανω σουοταν νομιζεις πως ολα ειναι ενταξει και ολα πανε δεξιακαι η ζωη βρισκει αστειους τροπους να σε βοηθησει να βγεις εξωοταν νομιζεις πως ολα πανε λαθοςκαι ολα ανατινάζονται στο πρόσωπο σου
Μποτιλιάρισμα ενώ εχεις ηδη αργήσειΜια πινακίδα «απαγορεύεται το κάπνισμα» σε διάλειμμα για τσιγάρο σουειναι σαν δεκα χιλιαδες κουταλια ενω το μονο που θες ειναι ενα μαχαιρισαν να συναντω τον αντρα των ονειρων μουκαι μετα να συναντω την υπεροχη γυναικά του
και δεν ειναι ειρωνικο:......δεν το εχεις σκεφτειμια πολυ μικρη ειρωνιακαι ναι, πραγματικα το πιστευω
η ζωη βρισκει αστειους τροπους να ανατιναχθεί πανω σουη ζωη βρισκει αστειους,αστειους τροπους να σε βοηθήσει να βγεις εξωνα σε βοηθησει να βγεις. εξω
Ironic
Un bătrân a împlinit 98 aniA câştigat la loterie şi a murit a doua ziE o muscă neagră în chardonnay-ul tăuE un lanţ al morţii, două minute e prea târziu să ierteŞi nu e oare ironic...nu crezi
E ca ploaia din ziua nunţii taleE o călătorie gratuită când tu deja ai plătitE sfatul bun pe care pur şi simplu nu l-ai urmatŞi cine ar fi crezut?Se înţelege...
Domnului Joacă-te Cu Grijă îi era teamă să zboareŞi-a făcut valiza şi şi-a sărutat copiii de rămas bunA aşteptat întreaga lui viaţă să prindă acel zborŞi în timp ce avionul se prăbuşea se gândeaEi bine, oare nu e drăguţ...Şi nu e oare ironic...nu creziEi bine viaţa are o metodă amuzantă de a te înşelaCând crezi că totul e ok şi totul merge bineŞi viaţa are o metodă amuzantă de a te ajutaCând crezi că totul a luat-o raznaŞi totul îţi explodează în faţă
Aglomeraţie în trafic când deja eşti în întârziereUn semn de "Interzis fumatul" în pauza ta de ţigarăE ca zece mii de linguri când tot ce îţi trebuie este un cuţitEste întâlnirea cu bărbatul visurilor meleŞi apoi întâlnirea cu frumoasa lui soţie
Şi nu e oare ironic...nu creziPuţin prea ironicŞi da, eu chiar cred
Viaţa are o metodă amuzantă de a te înşelaViaţa are o metodă amuzantă rău de a te ajutaDe a te ajuta...
İronik
Yaşlı bir adam 98'ine bastı,Lotoyu kazandı ve ertesi gün öldü.Chardonnay'inde* bir karasinek,İki dakikayla geç kalınan idam affı,Sence de ironik değil mi?
Düğün gününde yağan yağmur gibi,Sen ödemişken yolculuğun ücretsiz olması,Dinlemediğin iyi bir tavsiye gibi,Kimin aklına gelirdi ki?Öyle olmalıydı.
Riskten kaçınan adam uçmaktan korkuyordu,Bavulunu yaptı ve çocuklarına veda öpücüğü verdi.O uçuşu tüm hayatı boyunca beklemişti,Ve uçak yere çakıldığında;"Ne hoş!" diye düşündü.Sence de ironik değil mi?Hayat komik bir şekilde beklemediğin anda şaşırtır,Sen, her şey yolunda, her şey iyi sanırken.Ve hayat komik bir şekilde yardım eder sana,Sen, her şey alt üst oldu sanırken.Her şey burnunun dibinde biter.
Sen geç kalmışken trafik sıkışır,Sigara molanda "sigara içilmez" ikazı,Sen bir bıçak ararken on bin tane kaşık bulman gibi,Önce hayallerimin erkeğiyle, sonraOnun güzel eşiyle tanışmak gibi.
Sence de ironik değil mi?Biraz fazla ironik.Bence öyle.
Hayat komik bir şekilde beklemediğin anda şaşırtır,Hayat çok komik bir şekilde yardım eder sana.