Teddy Picker
They've sped up to the point where they provokeThe punchline before they have told the jokePlenty of desperation to be seenStaring at the television screen
They've sped up to the point where they provokeYou to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the jokeWell sorry, sunshine, it doesn't existIt wasn't in the Top 100 list
And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolderDon't be surprised when you get bent overThey told you, but you were dying for it
She saw it and she grabbed itAnd it wasn't what it seemedThe kids all dream of making itWhatever that means
Another variation on a themeA tangle on the television and the magazineD'you reckon that they do it for a joke?D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oathThat says that "We are defendersOf any poser or professional pretender around"
And when did your list replace the twist and turnLike a fist replaced a kiss?Don't concern us with your bollocksI don't want your prayerSave it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolderDon't be surprised when you get bent overThey told you, but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the teddy pickerNot quick enough, can I have it quicker?Already thick and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the teddy pickerNot quick enough, can I have it quicker?Already thick and you're getting thicker
Presuming that all things are equalWho'd want to be men of the peopleWhen there's people like you?