You and me (in my pocket)
I wish you smelled a little funnyNot just funny, really badSo we could roam the streets together,just like cats but we'd never stray
I sometimes wish you were a mermaidI could raise you in a tub at homeWe could take a swim togetheron weekly daytrips to the bay
oh, you and meit would be only you and meoh, you and meit would be only you and me(you and me)
I wish you were a little biggerNot just big, really fatDoors you would no longer fit throughIn my bed you would have to stay
I often wish that you had feathersI'd keep you in a giant cageAll day long I'd sit and watch youI'd sing for you and that would be OK
oh, you and meit would be only you and meoh, you and meit would be only you and me(you and me)
People say, there are plenty of fish in the seeBaby, all I do is wish,I wish, I wish
I wish you were a little slowerNot just slow but pa-pa-paralyzedThat I could put you on to a socketSo you could never run away
I really wish that you were smallerNot just small but really really shortSo I could put you ïn my pocketand carry you around whole day!